Submitted by Caryn Mears, Kennewick, Washington

Idea posted May 10, 2006

I took (Mailing List Member) Amy's version of the etiquette/"Winter Wonderland" song a little further, so here are my new words. We call our auditorium the "Butler Dome." Our PE teacher's name is Mr. Butler, and our school is Washington Elementary.

Cell phones ring, are you listening?
There's a show, you'll be missing.
So please turn them off,
and please watch your cough,
in the Washington Butler Dome.
We'll be singing songs that we have practiced.
We'll be singing songs that are lots of fun.
We'll be singing songs that require concentration.
So if you cough, our concentration's gone.
Later on, we will thank you.
For your silence, we will thank you.
For here's our little show,
please act like you know,
how to be a good audience!
Thank you!